amazingsuperwholockisnotonfire:
the year is 2073 and your granddaughter is slowdancing with her boyfriend to gangnam style at her senior prom
how do you slow dance to gangnam style
we will find out in 2073
(via tamaskan)
The worst feeling is knowing you’ve gained weight
It’s so terrible
(via tamaskan)
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(via z0mbei)
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
(via aloverea)
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
(via herestoall-thebrokenones)